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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2257
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11973) - you deserved it (31137)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52859) - you deserved it (2664)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42950) - you deserved it (4372)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (4470)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24647) - you deserved it (15050)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

#17803687
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13248) - you deserved it (30030)

On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML

#17787431
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36297) - you deserved it (7518)

On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (2595)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (3548)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26283) - you deserved it (8178)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22041) - you deserved it (2398)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

#17755758
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24466) - you deserved it (8901)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)

Today, my mom admitted that she always makes me put away the dishes because my obsessive compulsive tendencies force me to arrange the glasses and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML

#17747814
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23253) - you deserved it (4522)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by Awesome. (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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