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Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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On 05/21/2010 at 8:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was getting changed in front of my room mate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by EyesOffMe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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