About alanvazquez1 : My name is Alan but I go by Juan or Diego. I'm 21, I'm from L.A. But live in Georgia now. I like to work on cars and go out with my friends. I'm taking a few college classes on the side to try and continue my education.
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by SummerJob / 09/06/2012 at 12:51pm / Work
by Heavy D / 09/06/2012 at 9:45am / United States / Work
by Lauraborealous / 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 9:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by steve / 09/05/2012 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by holymoly / 09/05/2012 at 2:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:44am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
by Gigi / 09/05/2012 at 12:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by CantPublish / 09/04/2012 at 6:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
by Emma / 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML
by badwolf / 09/04/2012 at 4:34pm / United States / Animals
Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2012 at 1:26pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
by hooligyn123 / 09/04/2012 at 4:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. I've been secretly taking Welsh lessons as a surprise for him, so when I was getting close, I whispered the Welsh for "Don't stop." He pulled out and accused me of cheating on him with his best friend. He won't believe anything else. FML
by gingerbetty / 09/04/2012 at 3:54am / United Kingdom (Swansea) / Intimacy
Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML
by Cherrish it / 09/04/2012 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous