About Alanvazquez1
My name is Alan but I go by Romeo. I'm 22, I'm from L.A. But live in Georgia now. I like to work on cars and go out with my friends. I'm taking a few college classes on the side to try and continue my education.
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Alanvazquez1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

By Sinnersinner / Sunday 21 September 2014 11:27 / United States - Ontario

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

By RuinedTheMood - / Sunday 21 September 2014 05:11 / United States - Tomball

Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML

By HeyArnold91 / Friday 14 September 2012 05:57 / United States - Apo

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 August 2012 04:19 / United States - La Crosse

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 August 2012 11:39 / United States - Desoto