About alanvazquez1 : My name is Alan but I go by Juan or Diego. I'm 21, I'm from L.A. But live in Georgia now. I like to work on cars and go out with my friends. I'm taking a few college classes on the side to try and continue my education.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
alanvazquez1's favorite FMLs
Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to use hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 1:26pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 5:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
by wonder woman / 09/08/2012 at 12:47am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by sasquatch / 09/08/2012 at 12:03am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
by scumbag i guess / 09/07/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Gurl / 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by PuddlePirate / 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by poopexperttt / 09/07/2012 at 3:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
by guaranteed service / 09/07/2012 at 2:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
by WaxOnWaxOff / 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Love