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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alanvazquez1 : My name is Alan but I go by Juan or Diego. I'm 21, I'm from L.A. But live in Georgia now. I like to work on cars and go out with my friends. I'm taking a few college classes on the side to try and continue my education.

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Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

#663425
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113477) - you deserved it (4772)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34021) - you deserved it (90501)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Zack (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML

#9718
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13320) - you deserved it (47190)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML

#9718
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13320) - you deserved it (47190)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5604) - you deserved it (41607)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14294) - you deserved it (71670)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14257) - you deserved it (15768)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7759) - you deserved it (21215)

On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version



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