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alanvazquez1

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alanvazquez1
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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1580
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alanvazquez1 : My name is Alan but I go by Juan or Diego. I'm 21, I'm from L.A. But live in Georgia now. I like to work on cars and go out with my friends. I'm taking a few college classes on the side to try and continue my education.

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TODAY I ASKED A GIRL I LIKE TO THE MOVIES . WANTING HER TO LEAN ON ME AN STAY IN MY ARMS DURING THE MOVIE I CHOSE A HORROR FILM . I SCREAMED LIKE A PUSSY THE WHOLE TIME . FML

#20078928
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7929) - you deserved it (39353)

On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was talking on te pone wit ma crus. After an our of talking se told me... "If u were alf as ot as u sound over te pone... I'd date u immediately." Maybe I sould give up on love and start a pone sex line. mega FML

#20078825
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32347) - you deserved it (2406)

On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

Taday I was talking on te pone wit ma crus. After an our of talking se told me... "If u were alf as ot as u sound over te pone... I'd date u immediately." Maybe I sould give up on love and start a pone sex line. mega FML

#20078825
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32347) - you deserved it (2406)

On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

Today, I went over to ma grlfriend's ouse. Se'd told me not to ring te doorbell an just come in so tat I wouldn't wake er dad up. As I walkd upstars, er fater walkd out of te batroom nakd. We lockd eyes. I can't get te image out of ma ead. FML

#20078726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20725) - you deserved it (3025)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Burntintomyretinas - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent ten minutes looking 4 cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was cell phone's. real FML

#20078695
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7645) - you deserved it (31196)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by unaware - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad's recycling went out of control. He now keeps a calendar of my periods, just to remind me to recycle the cardboard from my tampons. FML

#20078344
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (1609)

On 09/18/2012 at 8:42pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I looool found out my littla brothar is a highly committd Nazi. Ha goas to maatings and avarything , my parants think it's graat ha is "gatting out and davaloping a social lifa." raal FML

#20078083
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30211) - you deserved it (1847)

On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they r finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother!! This would be great news if they weren't 15!! FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44996) - you deserved it (6469)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT, FOR OVER THREE YERES, BOYFRIEND HAS SOLELY BEEN DATING ME TO GET CLOSER TO MOM. APPARENTLY, ( SHE'S A TOTAL MILF. ) BIG FAT FML

#20077204
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (2022)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I Was Showering At Mah Dorm. I Had Mah Clothes Locked In A Locker And Mah Towel And Robe Hanging Outside The Stall. Someone Took Off With Mah Towel And Robe, Which Had Mah Keys. I Had To Walk Down Three Flights Of Stars To Get An Extra Key In Nothing But A Plastic Shower Curtain. Mega FML

#20075333
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21633) - you deserved it (2126)

On 09/16/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Blueberry (woman) - United States (Iowa)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT I'M PREGNANT. YESTERDAY, I FINALLY CUMMD TO MAH SENSES AND STARTD USING BIRTH CONTROL. FML

#20074444
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8042) - you deserved it (53105)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend wo wrote a ceck out. Not really looking at it, I went to te bank to deposit it. As I anded it to te teller, I noticed tat e ad written "sex" in te "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22058) - you deserved it (3698)

On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend wo wrote a ceck out. Not really looking at it, I went to te bank to deposit it. As I anded it to te teller, I noticed tat e ad written "sex" in te "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22058) - you deserved it (3698)

On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I Went Out 4 Lunch With A Guy I Hadn't Seen In A Couple Of Months. He Seemed To Be Staring At Mah Chest Quite A Bit, But I Wasn't Too Bothered By It. Turns Out There Was Still An XL Sticker On Mah Shirt. FML

#20074089
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (6067)

On 09/16/2012 at 3:00am - love - by distracted - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, fir the first time in a week, a customer entered mah store . He needed to use the bathroom . big fat FML

#20073639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23410) - you deserved it (2061)

On 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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