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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I was driving ome from college wen I saw a couple of sporty cicks jogging on te side of te road. I onkd at tem and yelld suggestively as I do at college, wic usually gets a fun flrty reaction from college grls. It was my next-door niegbor and er 11 year old daugter. FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 9:39am - misc - by Fonz (man) - United States (California)

2day ma moter urgd me to "get over tis lesbian ting and give me some grandkids." In front of ma grlfriend of eleven monts!! FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a letter in the mail, my mother has applied fir a reduction in her child support payments fir my brother and I . She's paid $10 child support in 16 years . FML

#7416712
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On 01/18/2010 at 9:23am - money - by bluewatersify - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wantd to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticd that I hadn't startd the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I received a letter saying tat I was accepted into university an tat I qualified 4 a number of scolarsips. Too bad an equivalent sum of money will be spent fixing te car I it, after spinning out on ice, wilst driving ome from said university. FML

#7413035
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On 01/18/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by trooper93 (man) - Canada

yesterday I arrived at my apartment to fine the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , mah mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran 4 an hour , chasing after her. Turns out it was our new nieghbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

2day I woke up with a pillow under my t-shrt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating 4 three weeks now. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today , I went to start my just bought '79 VW bus. I putted my key in but stopped due to the strong gasoline smell. I went to check. Found puddle of gas. The previous owner figured duct taping a cracked tank was the same as fixing it. And didn't bother to share that tidbit with me. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 9:35pm - misc - by VeeDubDisaster (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Woke Up At 2:30 AM. Tinking I Was Going To Be Late Fir My 3:30 AM Fligt, I Rused Into Te Batroom To Sower. As I Came Out Of Te Sower, I Slipped And Broke My Arm. I Ten Realized My Fligt Is Tomorrow. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 7:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Spent The Day Studying With One Of My Classmates Whom I've Just Met. While Studying, She Kept Bragging About Her Boyfriend An Decided To Show Me A Picture Of Him. It Was My Boyfriend.

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On 01/16/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by shockedgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized y husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day fir the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could fine out when would be the best time to have his grlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

#7365064
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On 01/15/2010 at 8:22pm - love - by woundedexwife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I recievd a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, 4 the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML



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