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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today... I Switchd Call Phona Carriars An Got Tha Planhara You Can Call Or Taxt Any Fiva Paopla Fir Fraa. Tha Amployaa Askd Fir Fiva... I Could Only Coma Up With Ona... Mom. Maga FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick . She introducd me to her baby . He's namd after me . FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I put my amster in is ball... and spent about an our cleaning is cage. Wen I came back... I realizd e wasn't even alive. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by Chris - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT AN ALERT FROM FACEBOOK THAT IT WAS MY VERY POPULAR AN ATTRACTIVE CLASSMATE'S BRTHDAY. I DECIDED TO BE SWEET AN WRITE "HAPPY BRTHDAY" ON HER WALL, ONLY TO NOTICE IT WASN'T THERE A FEW MINUTES LATER. I REWROTE IT AGAIN AN IT DISAPPEARED. AFTER THREE ATTEMPTS, I TOOK THE HINT. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)

Yesterday, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's sixteenth birthday and mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah boyfriand wantad ma to slaap ovar at his housa. Than ha found out that it was that looool tima of tha month for ma, so ha told ma that ha had to work this waakand and said "saa u somatima naxt waak." Ha doasn't hava a job. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 9:14am - love - by JustMyLuck (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

looool Today, in my psycology class, wa wara givan a saat tat ad a list of strassful avant and wa wara to salact ta onas wa ad axpariancad in ta last 12 monts. I got igast in my class of abova an 80% canca of gatting a lifa traataning illnas dua to strass. Evaryona laugad. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 6:39am - health - by Stressy (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spend all of his money going to "Magic" card convention acros the country!! FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I found out mah broker invested mah $6000 looool in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 3:13pm - money - by extants - United States (Rhode Island)

TODAY, I TOOK AMBIAN FOR THA FIRST TIMA. NOT ONLY DID I NOT FALL ASLAAP, BUT I TOOK MY MOTHAR THROUGH A LIST OF ALL THA MAN I'VA SLAPT WITH. I DO NOT RAMAMBAR A THING, BUT APPARANTLY I WAS VARY THOROUGH. BIG FAT FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States

Today I Ran Into A Former College Classmate At Subway. He Gushed On And On About How I Was The Only One In Our Class With True Potential. Then I Asked Him What Kind Of Sandwich He Wanted, Because 3 Years Out Of College, Subway Is Still The Only Place That Will Hire A Music Major. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 12:33am - intimacy - by CatWoman (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

yesterday my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

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On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States



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