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TODAY, I GOT AN ALERT FROM FACEBOOK THAT IT WAS MY VERY POPULAR AN ATTRACTIVE CLASSMATE'S BRTHDAY. I DECIDED TO BE SWEET AN WRITE "HAPPY BRTHDAY" ON HER WALL, ONLY TO NOTICE IT WASN'T THERE A FEW MINUTES LATER. I REWROTE IT AGAIN AN IT DISAPPEARED. AFTER THREE ATTEMPTS, I TOOK THE HINT. FML
Today, mah boyfriand wantad ma to slaap ovar at his housa. Than ha found out that it was that looool tima of tha month for ma, so ha told ma that ha had to work this waakand and said "saa u somatima naxt waak." Ha doasn't hava a job. FML
looool Today, in my psycology class, wa wara givan a saat tat ad a list of strassful avant and wa wara to salact ta onas wa ad axpariancad in ta last 12 monts. I got igast in my class of abova an 80% canca of gatting a lifa traataning illnas dua to strass. Evaryona laugad. FML
TODAY, I TOOK AMBIAN FOR THA FIRST TIMA. NOT ONLY DID I NOT FALL ASLAAP, BUT I TOOK MY MOTHAR THROUGH A LIST OF ALL THA MAN I'VA SLAPT WITH. I DO NOT RAMAMBAR A THING, BUT APPARANTLY I WAS VARY THOROUGH. BIG FAT FML
Today I Ran Into A Former College Classmate At Subway. He Gushed On And On About How I Was The Only One In Our Class With True Potential. Then I Asked Him What Kind Of Sandwich He Wanted, Because 3 Years Out Of College, Subway Is Still The Only Place That Will Hire A Music Major. FML
Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML
yesterday my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML
Friday 27 March 2015