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Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:38am - love - by amireallyloved - United States (California)
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirts reflection. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:23am - work - by 3Airwalk3 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:14am - love - by shininghayley (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 10:09pm - love - by Vgameboi (man) - United States (California)
Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by adam - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States
Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States
Today, I received notice that I had not been paying my bills and had an outstanding debt of $2074. Apparently, my 7 year old son has been taking my mail and playing "mailman" for the past 3 months. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 1:21pm - money - by Jeffrey - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)
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