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akirakuran42
  • Town/Country : Akirakuran42
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 January 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About akirakuran42 : Just a proud supporter of the Mishima Zaibatsu and its leader Jin Kazama.

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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

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On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

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On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I flew to another country to see a concert. He said he'd carry all the cash and tickets in his wallet, so I left my bag at the hotel. He got so drunk, five minutes into the show he took off leaving me stranded in a strange city with no means of getting back to the hotel. FML

Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As he paused for a second, I thought he was going to get up and find a condom, but instead he turns to me and says, "I think I'm going to go to the library." I wasn't invited. FML

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On 12/29/2009 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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