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akayou
  • Town/Country : new orleans, usa
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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 November 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 413
  • Number of comments : 21
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Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9942) - you deserved it (27743)

On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)

Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML

#6515596 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (18890) - you deserved it (3700)

On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML

#6381623 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (19006) - you deserved it (2324)

On 11/20/2009 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

#6365107 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (18994) - you deserved it (3522)

On 11/19/2009 at 2:33am - health - by SeeTony (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (3832) - you deserved it (35260)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML

#6148813 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (23608) - you deserved it (5471)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam