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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1329
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ajh557 : I'm god and my birthday proves it I swear

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Today, mah 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park!! He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them!! FML

#20065827
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19463) - you deserved it (1894)

On 09/10/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by NotJessePinkmanFFS (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my puppy fir a walk around town. I had to stop an explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML

#20041954
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18466) - you deserved it (2153)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:18am - misc - by AmyLeigh - Canada (Alberta)

today after quite a long work day, I got home to find mah house had been broken into . Everything but mah sleeping boyfriend was gone . FML

#20035898
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (1747)

On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)

I went to buy some beer using mah fake ID,hen the cute cashier and I startd flirting. When he askd me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

#19979933
210 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I was in the hospital with rib injurie after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said... "Well... you'll probably feel lyk you've been hit by a truck 4 ahile." Everyone laughed... except me. When I said he was being insensitive... he replied... "Calm down... I'm just ribbing you." real FML

#19633356
190 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

today mah dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells lyk pee. FML

#19082292
156 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today family an I went over to our new neighbors' house to sing a carol an say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. looool fat FML

#18590219
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10901) - you deserved it (27433)

On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to my high school reunion!! I was super excitd to seehat everyone had done in thier lives!! The nerdy guy I bullid is now a U.S!! Marine an already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt!! He lookd at me in his dress blues an said, "I remember you." fat FML

#16519347
467 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in mah nieghborhood pool. I startd to go under until the lifeguard jumpd in and savd me. I guess it would have been great , if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML

#16215643
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27642) - you deserved it (5647)

On 05/16/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by t -

Today , I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway , so Ihippd out my cell to report the DUI!! As soon as it startd ringing , I see police lights in my rear view and got slappd with a ticket for using a cell phonehile driving!! After explaininghy , the officer said , "Nice try." FML

#16028485
139 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, mah mum got an looool electric car . It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of mah cat break as we reversd over it on the driveway . FML

#14919566
147 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today , I was dumpad. I ran homa an criad an rantad on an on to my mothar. Aftar about 10 minutas of talking , sha thraw a book at my faca an said , "No wondar ha dumpad you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26261) - you deserved it (14314)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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