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  • Town/Country : AMERICA! where everything is made in china
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 August 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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