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  • Town/Country : AMERICA! where everything is made in china
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32559) - you deserved it (1953)

On 08/18/2011 at 4:25pm - love - by Chels (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32686) - you deserved it (2262)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37748) - you deserved it (2611)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)



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