About aj510 : I am a 14 year old black person. I play football. I am single and i love reading fmls. I am not a grammer nazi like somepeople. I know how to treat a lady i am not a jerk. If u want u can message me. Im on here erryday so bye.
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Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 1:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ZeroApostle4Ever / 02/23/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by dis_bee_leaf / 02/13/2012 at 11:27am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by jam / 02/11/2012 at 2:03am / Australia / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 5:38am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by sharky / 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by KayleeXLoVe21 / 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
by Cassandra / 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Steve / 09/30/2011 at 6:18am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Transportation
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by cycler / 06/13/2011 at 12:22am / United States / Animals
Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML
by Badaboom / 05/23/2011 at 6:54am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…