About aj510 : I am a 14 year old black person. I play football. I am single and i love reading fmls. I am not a grammer nazi like somepeople. I know how to treat a lady i am not a jerk. If u want u can message me. Im on here erryday so bye.
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Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 1:40pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by praise the prenup / 10/02/2012 at 8:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
by ... / 10/02/2012 at 4:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by GamerTag / 10/02/2012 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
by Jake / 10/02/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Lisa / 10/01/2012 at 5:09pm / United States (New York) / Love
by dumbgirl4lyf / 10/01/2012 at 2:24pm / Ireland (Monaghan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/01/2012 at 10:50am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by awks / 10/01/2012 at 8:50am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 1:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I went to the library to get work done. Like every Friday a swarm of children took over the… Today, I landed an interview with my schools work study program. After waiting an hour after it was… Today, I gave my dad whiplash. He was teaching me how to drive stick, and I let the clutch out too…