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airmansgirl219
  • Town/Country : Rockford, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About airmansgirl219 : I'm in college and dating a man in the Air Force, I love him very much.

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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (368740) - you deserved it (70011)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (220204) - you deserved it (12959)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (312644) - you deserved it (23434)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
992 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58864) - you deserved it (643376)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239667) - you deserved it (43364)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (213876) - you deserved it (73291)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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