About aimee910 : I'm Aimee, I'm happily married to a wonderful man, and I'm a special education teacher. I have three awesome dogs and two lovely cats.
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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
by igiveup / 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm / United States / Love
by the critic / 06/18/2012 at 6:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by bad son / 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2012 at 3:50pm / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Love
Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML
by Catherine / 06/10/2012 at 2:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
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