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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1985 (30 years)
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About aimee910 : I'm Aimee, I'm happily married to a wonderful man, and I'm a special education teacher. I have three awesome dogs and two lovely cats.

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML


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On 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by igiveup (man) - United States

Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML


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On 06/18/2012 at 6:22am - intimacy - by the critic (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML


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On 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm - misc - by bad son - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML


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On 06/10/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML


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On 06/10/2012 at 2:11pm - money - by Catherine (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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