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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 650
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ahhdorablepeach : Stephanie.
18.
I love to laugh- hence, why I'm here.

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Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53211) - you deserved it (19907)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
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I agree, your life sucks (234617) - you deserved it (81892)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234617) - you deserved it (81892)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73168) - you deserved it (3847)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30300) - you deserved it (3313)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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