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About aehren : I like softball, food, good music and books
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today , I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch , looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit , an let it inside my house to fine me. We went looking for said rabbit , an found my dog halfway through eating it. real FML
Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML
today I had just sat down in the lobby of mah doctor's office when mah phone alerted me that I had a friend request . I checked; it was from some grl from high school . I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp . She was sitting across from me . FML
yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML
Friday 27 March 2015