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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aehren : I like softball, food, good music and books

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aehren's favorite FMLs

Today , I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch , looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit , an let it inside my house to fine me. We went looking for said rabbit , an found my dog halfway through eating it. real FML


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On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I had just sat down in the lobby of mah doctor's office when mah phone alerted me that I had a friend request . I checked; it was from some grl from high school . I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp . She was sitting across from me . FML

today at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until mah dog caught and ate it in front everyone.


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On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I found out that the April Fool's Day prank grlfriend an best friend played on me was not a joke , an that they actually did sleep together. mega FML


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On 04/12/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by gullible (man) - United States

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

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