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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About adragonhunter : Just a really sick kid :/ stomach is me being proud and showin no matter how much your life sucks you can get stuff done.

I'm chill, so be chill

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adragonhunter's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19469) - you deserved it (37663)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:24am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44391) - you deserved it (5389)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my brother's home for his annual visit, lectures my parents once about their eating habits. They promptly throw away all of their junk food. I'm there every Sunday, and have been telling them to eat healthier for medical reasons. They never listen. He's in sales, and I'm in med school. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML


I agree, your life sucks (71509) - you deserved it (6925)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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