Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Online | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 185
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

adirom's page activity

Visits<b>Dracoboxer357</b> - the 02/22/2014 at 10:44am<b>rabidunicorn</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 11:15am<b>bo501</b> - the 09/14/2013 at 8:32am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 09/04/2013 at 6:17am<b>Zezifus</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 12:56pm<b>Crash7777</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 10:09am<b>shibeep</b> - the 08/17/2013 at 6:45am<b>woiz</b> - the 08/16/2013 at 9:26pm<b>attedneVendetta</b> - the 08/16/2013 at 1:33pm<b>P2LA</b> - the 08/16/2013 at 1:24pm<b>NYGiantsForever</b> - the 07/29/2013 at 1:39am<b>dead_insects</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 3:52pm<b>Alwaysontherun</b> - the 05/19/2013 at 11:20pm<b>ajax_united</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 11:57pm<b>phoward010</b> - the 04/30/2013 at 1:29pm<b>yayuhh</b> - the 04/30/2013 at 1:18am

adirom's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of adirom's badges

adirom's favorite FMLs

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41760) - you deserved it (15687)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13556) - you deserved it (32009)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (3158)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59016) - you deserved it (30732)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38525) - you deserved it (129355)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: