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Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35406) - you deserved it (4602)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:37am - work - by mike h - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML

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On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)



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