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Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by undoable - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by blackberrybummer (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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On 06/27/2010 at 9:30am - kids - by DaddyZ (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)
Today, my computer was hit with something bigger than a virus: A car. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
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On 06/16/2010 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kitkat1603 (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML
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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
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On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm - misc - by AdamFoundHisEve - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
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