About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 6:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next it. I flipped off the audience. FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next it. I flipped off the audience. FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16710) - you deserved it (8169)
On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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