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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.

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Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21482) - you deserved it (9633)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38291) - you deserved it (2947)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

#18929275
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6590) - you deserved it (50414)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by smith (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

#18904031
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11124) - you deserved it (31316)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37268) - you deserved it (2215)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17623) - you deserved it (9731)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28904) - you deserved it (12859)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (3114)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17479) - you deserved it (27028) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

#18600051
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24232) - you deserved it (1908)

On 12/24/2011 at 5:05pm - health - by AllergyRidden - United States (California)

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

#18495546
203 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8967) - you deserved it (40882)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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