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Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML
I agree, your life sucks (11091) - you deserved it (19590)
On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19420) - you deserved it (5452) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23013) - you deserved it (2582) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (15686) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19205) - you deserved it (15149)
On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23192) - you deserved it (4416)
On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20128) - you deserved it (1490)
On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23233) - you deserved it (2378)
On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19617) - you deserved it (1833)
On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29640) - you deserved it (8011)
On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6748) - you deserved it (21135)
On 12/18/2010 at 6:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33420) - you deserved it (2638)
On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18193) - you deserved it (4291)
On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next it. I flipped off the audience. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8290) - you deserved it (14059)
On 12/08/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next it. I flipped off the audience. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8290) - you deserved it (14059)
On 12/08/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
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