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adamo_erebus

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4124
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.

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Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10743) - you deserved it (26814)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

#19460120
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23401) - you deserved it (3675)

On 04/13/2012 at 5:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8325) - you deserved it (22942)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10138) - you deserved it (31456)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35667) - you deserved it (5266)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

#19157879
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (3682)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10349) - you deserved it (27532)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML

#19152367
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17377) - you deserved it (1771)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:36am - misc - by Lovernotafighter (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20547) - you deserved it (5674)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, I finally got my stubborn toddler to take an afternoon nap after an hour and a half of wrestling with her. Ten minutes later, a UPS package arrived at my door. The UPS man decided it would be a good idea to ring my doorbell repeatedly in rapid-fire sequence as he was walking away. FML

#18974357
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24616) - you deserved it (2437)

On 02/02/2012 at 2:07am - kids - by Insomniac (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30749) - you deserved it (4961)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (9622)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38226) - you deserved it (2946)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

#18929275
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6579) - you deserved it (50342)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by smith (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20757) - you deserved it (6152)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States



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