About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
adamo_erebus's favorite FMLs
by dudeyouarefired / 12/20/2012 at 3:16am / Miscellaneous
by Ape / 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
by karmamaybe / 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by WTFFAIL / 12/03/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2012 at 1:50am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/15/2012 at 9:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by duhasiangirl / 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by anon / 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to present a program to my supervisors in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used my own invented abbreviations for parameters in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation for "standard deviation." I can still hear them laughing. FML
by EnglishLearner / 11/09/2012 at 11:23am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Work
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
by shit.... / 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
by for fuck sake dad / 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 12:24am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
by hakuna matata / 10/31/2012 at 6:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional… Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of… Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed…
- Today, while changing my 10 week old baby's nappy and everything was going fine as usual. Just as I… Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After… Today, I finished cat sitting for a week. Normally, I would be okay with not getting paid. However,…