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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)
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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -
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