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adamo_erebus
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3061
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.

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Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML

#10756471
138 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm - misc - by AdamFoundHisEve - Sent from mobile version

Today, finally we got our toddler daughter to sleep in her own bed. The wife and I were both excited to finally have our room to ourselves. Just as our daughter was about to fall asleep, the damn cat went into her room and loudly hacked up a huge hairball. Now she's back in mommy's and daddy's bed. FML

#10725342
160 comments

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On 05/24/2010 at 12:14am - kids - by blahblah - United States (New York)

Today, finally we got our toddler daughter to sleep in her own bed. The wife and I were both excited to finally have our room to ourselves. Just as our daughter was about to fall asleep, the damn cat went into her room and loudly hacked up a huge hairball. Now she's back in mommy's and daddy's bed. FML

#10725342
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24659) - you deserved it (5975)

On 05/24/2010 at 12:14am - kids - by blahblah - United States (New York)

Today, finally we got our toddler daughter to sleep in her own bed. The wife and I were both excited to finally have our room to ourselves. Just as our daughter was about to fall asleep, the damn cat went into her room and loudly hacked up a huge hairball. Now she's back in mommy's and daddy's bed. FML

#10725342
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24659) - you deserved it (5975)

On 05/24/2010 at 12:14am - kids - by blahblah - United States (New York)

Today, finally we got our toddler daughter to sleep in her own bed. The wife and I were both excited to finally have our room to ourselves. Just as our daughter was about to fall asleep, the damn cat went into her room and loudly hacked up a huge hairball. Now she's back in mommy's and daddy's bed. FML

#10725342
160 comments

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On 05/24/2010 at 12:14am - kids - by blahblah - United States (New York)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

#10643187
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On 05/20/2010 at 2:25am - intimacy - by evelynn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492
70 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

#8763974
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On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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399 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

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277 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

#8580880
53 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by thetallone (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

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148 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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246 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 10:10pm - intimacy - by sadsexer23 - United States (Virginia)



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