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Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went for a ride with my son. I noticed he didn't have his seat belt on. To teach him a lesson, I drove very slowly and hit the brakes really hard. The impact was greater than I thought, so my son hit his head against the window and left a huge crack. He just laughed. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by Joe (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by Busted (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 12:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)
Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my co-worker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 1:04pm - work - by psychworker - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 12:06pm - love - by Mojo (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by StrawberryJuicey (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Orangehead (man) - United States (California)
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