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adamo_erebus

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7923
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.

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adamo_erebus's favorite FMLs

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40935) - you deserved it (5808)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

#16963316
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30003) - you deserved it (8197)

On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36735) - you deserved it (4597)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

#16635570
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10735) - you deserved it (42680)

On 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

#16588229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34087) - you deserved it (12052)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

#16467610
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36074) - you deserved it (13127)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34425) - you deserved it (26865)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16728) - you deserved it (77279)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18094) - you deserved it (42915)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it; I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML

#16338936
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (3987)

On 05/25/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by kylie b -

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31194) - you deserved it (8979)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8876) - you deserved it (55541)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28353) - you deserved it (3812)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29587) - you deserved it (15480)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

#15921187
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37431) - you deserved it (19139)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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