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  • Number of visits : 7697
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.

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adamo_erebus's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39913) - you deserved it (2294)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56503) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24199) - you deserved it (3553)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

#17661211
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33212) - you deserved it (2752)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

#17643298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29591) - you deserved it (18440)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

#17618685
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10078) - you deserved it (28532)

On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18729) - you deserved it (33322)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (14774)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44274) - you deserved it (2979)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10649) - you deserved it (73645)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

#17271293
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28737) - you deserved it (5495)

On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38322) - you deserved it (9763)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52653) - you deserved it (6716)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31091) - you deserved it (5253)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42061) - you deserved it (3847)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)



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