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adameeo
  • Town/Country : Grafton, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 March 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About adameeo : Born and raised Aussie. FML is where I take comfort when I'm bored and in need of a laugh.

I'm not a grammar nazi, but I do enjoy being able to read reasonably well constructed sentences with ease.

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Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30945) - you deserved it (2545)

On 02/03/2013 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by jdrew32 - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

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On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

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On 01/02/2013 at 4:53pm - animals - by Anon. -

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by WasZumTeufel? (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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