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adameeo
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About adameeo : I am a cactus. I guess you could call me a bit of a prick.

I had no idea what to write here.

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TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND SAID THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MARRY ME BECAUSE WE COINCIDENTALLY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. FML

#21200981
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44184) - you deserved it (4982)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Taday I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet . While I was on Facebook page, boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind u for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23138) - you deserved it (47824)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, I had to basically ground mah own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. fat FML

#21000259
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41462) - you deserved it (4409)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden

Today, A Woman Called The Store I Work For. When She Found Out It Was A Wrong Number, She Started To Cry And Asked Me To Stay On The Line With Her, Talking About Her Dead Husband And How She Hasn't Laughed In Yeres. FML

Today, my dog figurad out sha can wipa har butthola on my walls aftar having squaazad out a turd or two. FML

#20905661
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38241) - you deserved it (3282)

On 10/03/2013 at 4:26am - animals - by hoo flung pu - United States

TODAY... I WENT TO MY FATHER FOR ADVICE. I'VE BEEN SEEING A WONDERFUL GIRL FOR THE PAST MONTH... AN I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT... CUZ I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. HE SAID "KILL YOURSELF" AN THAT IF I "CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT" THEN TO GET OUT OF HIS HOUSE... CUZ HE DISOWNS ME. BIG FAT FML

#20805096
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (65440)

On 07/26/2013 at 6:11pm - love - by i suck, this i know :( (man) - Malawi (Blantyre)

Today, I walked in on mah daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell mehat's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalkerhose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? big fat FML

#20778274
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48297) - you deserved it (7055)

On 07/12/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by So little trust. (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , aftar naarly 5 monts of trying fir a baby , I found out my wifa as continud to taka ta pill as it gava ar a battar idaa of ar cycla an tusan sa'd ba "most fartila". maga FML

#20492131
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41196) - you deserved it (4504)

On 02/03/2013 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by jdrew32 - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Taday my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven... a dryer... a dishwasher... a looool toilet... an a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

#20470154
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (3245)

On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

#20448629
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34398) - you deserved it (2774)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

#20438971
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33039) - you deserved it (2094)

On 01/02/2013 at 4:53pm - animals - by Anon. -

Today.. . ma boyfriand took ma to is ousa an introducad ma to is parants . Ha also sowad ma around is badroom . I tink a forgot to ramova ta dartboard on is wall.. . tapad toic was a swiss-caasad printout of ona of ma Facabook potos . maga FML

#20434714
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32466) - you deserved it (3556)

On 12/31/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by WasZumTeufel? (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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