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About adameeo : I am a cactus. I guess you could call me a bit of a prick.
I had no idea what to write here.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today, A Woman Called The Store I Work For. When She Found Out It Was A Wrong Number, She Started To Cry And Asked Me To Stay On The Line With Her, Talking About Her Dead Husband And How She Hasn't Laughed In Yeres. FML
TODAY... I WENT TO MY FATHER FOR ADVICE. I'VE BEEN SEEING A WONDERFUL GIRL FOR THE PAST MONTH... AN I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT... CUZ I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. HE SAID "KILL YOURSELF" AN THAT IF I "CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT" THEN TO GET OUT OF HIS HOUSE... CUZ HE DISOWNS ME. BIG FAT FML
Today, I walked in on mah daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell mehat's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalkerhose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? big fat FML
Taday my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
Today.. . ma boyfriand took ma to is ousa an introducad ma to is parants . Ha also sowad ma around is badroom . I tink a forgot to ramova ta dartboard on is wall.. . tapad toic was a swiss-caasad printout of ona of ma Facabook potos . maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015