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Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32424) - you deserved it (3604)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32761) - you deserved it (22972)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33114) - you deserved it (7782)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87963) - you deserved it (9970)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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