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About acneegg : Sup. I'm Alice and em yeah. Sorry I'm not in a very imaginative mood ;) Enjoy.

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Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

#76277
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13911) - you deserved it (48343)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258331) - you deserved it (88115)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

#30362
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14209) - you deserved it (37450)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29342) - you deserved it (6374)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32269) - you deserved it (2418)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

#1440
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32469) - you deserved it (8980)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55189) - you deserved it (7760)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23750) - you deserved it (7840)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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