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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (19 years)
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About acneegg : Sup. I'm Alice and em yeah. Sorry I'm not in a very imaginative mood ;) Enjoy.

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Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
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I agree, your life sucks (19441) - you deserved it (6998)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
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I agree, your life sucks (23285) - you deserved it (1849)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27970) - you deserved it (2494)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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