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acneegg
  • Town/Country : Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1720
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About acneegg : Sup. I'm Alice and em yeah. Sorry I'm not in a very imaginative mood ;) Enjoy.

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Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14358) - you deserved it (5945)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21269) - you deserved it (1682)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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