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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (20 years)
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About acneegg : Sup. I'm Alice and em yeah. Sorry I'm not in a very imaginative mood ;) Enjoy.

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Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
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I agree, your life sucks (26637) - you deserved it (2119)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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