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Today, mah boss asked about the mass of deep scratche on mah arm !! I lied and told him it happenedhile I was trying to save mah cat from a tree !! Truth is, mah cat is a sadistic assholeho stalk me and mauls mehenever he can !! real FML

#21286814
109 comments

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On 10/28/2014 at 3:40am - animals - by thewrittenrebel - South Africa (Western Cape)

today I was being interviewed fir a grant over the phone!! When asked y I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked an yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver!! big fat FML

#21286497
72 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stoppd his car an helpd me carry it the rest of the way. I thankd him an he askd me out. I explaind that I was marrid. He grabbd the trash bag an carrid it back to apartment. FML

#21285821
97 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into yur mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanid by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be yur mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I ned brain bleach. FML

#21285126
83 comments

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On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into teres an started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, an now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. mega FML

#21285040
96 comments

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On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , while reading 1984 on the train , a cute guy around mah age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask fir mah number , he got up , pattd me on the head and said it's so nice that kids mah age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
116 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I got approached by a lady while eating at a fast-food restaurant who asked if I could spare five dollars. Confidently, I pulled out my wallet to show her that I had no cash, only to reveal a perfectly crisp five dollar bill that I had completely forgotten about. FML

#21284180
86 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Yeah (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I was passing notes in class with mah crush. I started to pour mah heart out an tell him about how I've liked him 4 years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it laughed an tore it up. He then looked at me an said ( I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome. ) FML

#21283544
108 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend ceating on me. Te guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

#21283288
132 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by BadLuckLad (man) - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today , I got in an argument with mah teacher fir always comparing me to mah sister that she had a few yeres before. After I said , "I'm not mah sister so please stop comparing me to her," she respondd , "Of course you're not yur sister , I actually lyk yur sister." FML

#21283210
84 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today , my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if u have sex before getting married , you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you!! Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell , but sexually active as well!! FML

#21283066
168 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I offered "Grls Gone Wild" as an example of bad TV in my lecture thinking it was a reality TV show. It's porn. FML

Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
100 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured mah arm!! As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked mah pocket and took mah wallet!! He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

#21281599
70 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by ColdStones (man) - Norway (Hordaland)



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