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Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

today I overhered someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in fir a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I pipd up, "Better hope they fine something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, an the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML

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134 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, an old man wantd to give me a tip fir bagging his groceries. He slippd some money as deep into mah pocket as he could, stroking mah thigh fir a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile an winkd before walking away. real FML

#21134110
101 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.

#21133607
86 comments

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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of mah career, I realizd I misread the question. FML

#21132154
82 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 5:11am - misc - by IBS (man) - China (Shanghai)

I startad going on and on about dogs and thara diffarant typas of braad, bahaviours, axpactancy, atc. Whan somaona askad ma how I know all this stuff, I maant to say, "I fucking lova animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I lova fucking animals". FML

#21131182
131 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving my grandpa to te store because is car is in te sop. I was well witin te speed limit, but e kept yelling at me 4 "speeding", ten accused me of trying to give im a eart attack, an eventually pulled te e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML

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80 comments

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On 05/03/2014 at 2:15pm - work - by kezbabes - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I Raad That Agghitas Maka A Good Hair Traatmant. Evarything Was Going Fina Until , Without Thinking , I Turnd Tha Hot Watar On To Wash It Out. I'm Still Picking Tha Cookd Agg Out Of My Hair. FML

#21129302
66 comments

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On 05/03/2014 at 12:57am - misc - by EggHead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mother askd me y I dislikd her and mah father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

#21129038
92 comments

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On 05/02/2014 at 7:03pm - misc - by nopleasestopmother (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!

#21128082
102 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today , I Hurt Mah Back , And Now I Have To Lie On Mah Stomach For Twenty Minute Every Hour So I Can Ice The Pain. My Boyfriend Won't Stop Using Mah Ass As Bongo Drums Every Time. FML

#21127987
127 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Taday mah girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified troll at Cosmo. I think mah balls are broken beyond repair. FML

#21127421
121 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

TODAY, I WAS WAITING ON A CANADIAN TOURIST AT WORK, AND HE BOUGHT SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE STUFF ON THE MENU. I WAS EXCITED ABOUT MAYBE GETTING A BIG TIP, SO I CASUALLY SAID THAT IN THE USA, WAITERS MAKE MOST OF OUR MONEY OFF TIPS. THE GUY JUST SNORTED, "SUCKS TO BE AMERICAN, EH?!" AND LEFT. FML

#21127302
288 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my friends, an we got the idea to do some improv comedy together 4 a laugh!! Barely two minute into our fake political debate, looool everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke!! Raging ensued, an a viciou fight quickly followed!! FML

#21127290
45 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 4:56pm - health - by idiotfucks (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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