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TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY MOM SHOWING HER FRIENDS THAT SHE CAN DEEPTHROAT A BANANA. THAT'S SOMETHING I COULD'VE LIVED A LONG AN HAPPY LIFE WITHOUT SEIENG. REAL FML

#21141912
94 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah grlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Brd . FML

#21141738
132 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by (not) fucked - United States (Texas)

today I finally brought a girl home from college!! While I was making her some coffee, mah roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be mah girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome!! My date left before I could explain, and mah roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious!! FML

Today, in a waiting room, mah 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, there gay, an normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman acros from me scoffed an muttered, "Disgusting." FML

#21138395
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On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

ME AND THE GUY I WAS DATING RAN INTO MAH SISTER AT THE MALL. HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT HER AND MUMBLD , "GREAT , I CHOSE THE UGLY ONE" UNDER HIS BREATH. FML

#21137666
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On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement an turnd on the TV to the local news. The station goes to thier sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passd, I lookd outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

#21137290
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On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Today, was mah first day of work in mah life. I was excited, and so was mah dad,ho saw me to the door and ruffled mah hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in mah hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

#21136840
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On 05/11/2014 at 4:30pm - work - by sheisselluv (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my dad seemd moody, so to lift his sprits, I told him I love him. He just snortd, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

#21136683
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On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States

yastarday a customar askd ma looool how long our 6-inch sandwich was!! FML

#21136526
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On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stoppd by the drive-through fir something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opend the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

#21136073
212 comments

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On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

Today I was looking at some cellphones with mah dad when an assistant asked if we needed help!! My dad said "Yeah does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird but thanks for humiliating me dad!! FML

#21135688
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On 05/10/2014 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today.!! !! mah mom made a Facebook post about me starting mah period an 4 everyone to be nice to me !! FML

#21135508
109 comments

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On 05/10/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by ColoredPencil13 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mom got drunk an startd crying, ranting about all tha things sha could hava dona in lifa if I hadn't baan born. FML

#21135087
89 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 7:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -



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