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today less tan a week after ranting to ma usband about ow sick some people are to sexualize caracter from kids' TV sows, I lookd troug is browser istory and found out e's very muc into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

#21192500
182 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

I had to go pick up mah kid, cuz he threw uphile playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out 4 not keeping mah son at homehile he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49976) - you deserved it (3681)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52202) - you deserved it (4744)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle!! The last piece didn't fit!! FML

#21191359
81 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I Couldn't Find Mah Vibrator. After Searching For An Hour I Decided To Ask Mah Husband. He Quickly Shook His Head No. We've Been Married For Ten Years. I Knowhen He's Lying. FML

#21190761
66 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , I puttd on some sexy lingerie , ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room , opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me an understood. Then he lookd back at the doritos , then back at me an said gravely , ( No way , babe. No way. ) FML

#21190698
135 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML

#21190484
159 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park an did wat she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg an peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

#21188726
102 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I got written up fir drinking on te job by a manager wo drinks on te job , wo was told to write me up by a general manager wo drinks on te job , an we are all employed by an owner wo drinks on te job. I aven't ad a drink in 3 weeks. FML

yesterday I was at te reading of ma grandma's will !! Apparently I was removed from it some time ago and te £2 500 I would ave gotten went to ma ceating bitc of an ex-fiancée !! It seems ma grandma adored er and never forgave me fir "driving er away" from te family !! fat FML

#21184361
74 comments

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On 06/22/2014 at 4:06pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

2day dad eard tat te guy wo bullied me at scool died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, e tinks we were actually best friends, and tinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of te ouse except to go to scool. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

#21183278
73 comments

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On 06/21/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by kay-z (man) - United States

Yesterday, I got it by a car wile walking into te ospital to visit ma wife, wo ad also gotten it by a car. real FML

#21182903
142 comments

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On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a vrgin. FML

#21181955
193 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Became The Town Racist Fir Saying "black" Instead Of "African-American". I'm Black. FML

#21179835
89 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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