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Today, I got expelled from scool. I was walking down a fligt of stairs wen I tripped and bumped into a kid aead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took alf a dozen people down wit im. Te staff tink I did it on purpose, and tere's talk of carges being pressed. big fat FML

#21220439
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On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

yesterday I went on a looool date with an extremely cute girl !! About 30 minute in, she excusd herself to the restroom !! I waitd fir about 20 minutes, then I got up an left !! About 10 minute later, she calld askinghere I was !! FML

Today, a customar traatand to smas my faca in bacausa I wouldn't giva im a vataran's discount on a donut. Ha lookd lyk a'd aatan is way out of fat camp, an it saamd ta only action a'd saan was figting is way into a lard factory. Still, a swung fast, an I now ava a black aya. FML

#21219507
214 comments

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On 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML

#21219246
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On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

I got fird from mah job . Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long 4 some people . FML

#21219077
120 comments

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On 07/24/2014 at 5:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , the fre alarm went off at work!! My office is on the second floor , and the door to the stars were jammd shut!! The only way out was jumping out the window!! The best part was breaking my leg due to someone burning there lunch!! mega FML

#21218720
143 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 9:34pm - health - by timv94 (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was so ashamed of my weighthen I sat down an the suction of my thigh made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

#21218616
69 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 7:24pm - health - by ThunderThighs (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
93 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." real FML

#21218442
103 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her , I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years old and looool got beat up by a group of 10 year olds. FML

#21218239
157 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
90 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got in a minor car accident cuz my mom ad to ceck ow many likes er last poto on Instagram ad wile driving!! FML

#21217675
71 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I walked in on mah 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
257 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either mah boobs or mah ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he putted his hand on mah butt, an not five minute later was snoring. fat FML

#21217074
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