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Today, I got expelled from scool. I was walking down a fligt of stairs wen I tripped and bumped into a kid aead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took alf a dozen people down wit im. Te staff tink I did it on purpose, and tere's talk of carges being pressed. big fat FML
yesterday I went on a looool date with an extremely cute girl !! About 30 minute in, she excusd herself to the restroom !! I waitd fir about 20 minutes, then I got up an left !! About 10 minute later, she calld askinghere I was !! FML
Today, a customar traatand to smas my faca in bacausa I wouldn't giva im a vataran's discount on a donut. Ha lookd lyk a'd aatan is way out of fat camp, an it saamd ta only action a'd saan was figting is way into a lard factory. Still, a swung fast, an I now ava a black aya. FML
Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML
Today , the fre alarm went off at work!! My office is on the second floor , and the door to the stars were jammd shut!! The only way out was jumping out the window!! The best part was breaking my leg due to someone burning there lunch!! mega FML
Today , my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her , I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years old and looool got beat up by a group of 10 year olds. FML
Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Today, mah boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either mah boobs or mah ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he putted his hand on mah butt, an not five minute later was snoring. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015