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Today , my friends switcd my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in looool my pone. I sextd my mom. FML

#19682048
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up, only to fine my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20044) - you deserved it (4593)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on mah friend's wall . I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter . It wasn't.. . it was her aunt . FML

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

Today, in te spirit of Cristmas, I let a spider live in ma room . I normally kill tem, because I'm scard of waking up wit one on ma face . I woke up wit it on ma face . FML

#18633962
183 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today , I looool took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid , liquid , and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24394) - you deserved it (7424)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, Ma Boyfriand Usad A Lasar Pointar To Sow Ma Wara I Naadad To Losa Waigt. FML

#18329759
136 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, on way home, grlfriend startd sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at house. In rush to get home to see her, I got pulld over and had to be pattd down. He found no weapons, but he did fine stiffy. FML

#17906295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36320) - you deserved it (11001)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16167) - you deserved it (40767)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today mah girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of mah upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

#17577684
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29505) - you deserved it (4560)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States

2day I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, tohich I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML

#17513868
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (3256)

On 08/18/2011 at 10:10pm - love - by ddeit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I walked in on mah parents discussing how to kill our cat, an how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37899) - you deserved it (3024)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my friend an I went fir a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43494) - you deserved it (6415)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late 4 work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

#17438082
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27809) - you deserved it (5074)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:45am - kids - by IRum (man) - Russian Federation



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