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Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)
Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 4:45am - kids - by IRum (man) - Russian Federation
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
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On 04/06/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
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On 03/25/2011 at 7:55am - misc - by Ineedjustice03 - Singapore
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
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Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)
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