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aceman1992
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 975
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46336) - you deserved it (7418)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42607) - you deserved it (4022)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35099) - you deserved it (2524)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
47 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

#14843192
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26296) - you deserved it (6374)

On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was searching for a travel bag. I looked in my parents room for one. I found one alright, with all there sex toys in it. FML

#5464453
75 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by R-R-R-Ray (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

#4106
76 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

#150
133 comments

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On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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