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  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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