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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 February 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6775
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About abuu : Nothing special about me. im average :)

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abuu's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

by Chelsea / 04/21/2009 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 12:43am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

by trina / 03/22/2009 at 5:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy