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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 February 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6355
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About abuu : Nothing special about me. im average :)

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Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

#1183263
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12906) - you deserved it (64758)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028
643 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49796) - you deserved it (29041)

On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

#602653
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59881) - you deserved it (25928)

On 03/25/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

#526932
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95483) - you deserved it (7220)

On 03/22/2009 at 5:05am - intimacy - by trina (woman) - United States (New York)



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