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Today, I've been without hot water for three days thanks to a frozen water line. I finally managed to thaw the frozen area, only to have the chunk of ice dislodge, slam into a bend in the pipe, and burst the line. FML
by IceQueen / 01/31/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
by bear food / 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by notakeeper / 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by hot_friend / 12/19/2013 at 1:13am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
by fecal romance / 11/23/2013 at 5:32am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 3:36am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by JustSomeGuy / 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by nowimbroketoo / 07/22/2013 at 1:47pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…