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About absurdliaisons : Please learn to respect people's opinions. If you can't do that, don't bother to say anything to me as I have no time or space in my life for ignorance or for anyone pushing beliefs in my face.
Also, I'd like to make mention of my hot ride when I was four. It was way cooler than your hot ride at four. Thank you.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015