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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1983 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15851
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About absurdliaisons : Please learn to respect people's opinions. If you can't do that, don't bother to say anything to me as I have no time or space in my life for ignorance or for anyone pushing beliefs in my face.

Also, I'd like to make mention of my hot ride when I was four. It was way cooler than your hot ride at four. Thank you.

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Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60572) - you deserved it (19386)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

#63875
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36225) - you deserved it (3159)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

#56713
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41406) - you deserved it (11792)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39459) - you deserved it (4323)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

#11909
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29512) - you deserved it (1958)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by thesparrow (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20007) - you deserved it (34085)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35147) - you deserved it (7389)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43469) - you deserved it (9412)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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