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Please learn to respect people's opinions. If you can't do that, don't bother to say anything to me as I have no time or space in my life for ignorance or for anyone pushing beliefs in my face. Also, I'd like to make mention of my hot ride when I was four. It was way cooler than your hot ride at four. Thank you.
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By toast / Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:33 / United Kingdom
By AirOne / Wednesday 12 November 2008 14:39 / United States

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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