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About abluekiwi : I have an amaaaazing girlfriend!!! =D I'm very happy. Oh, and yes, I'M A FUCKING GRAMMAR NAZI! Oh, and when you read my comments, read them nonchalantly. That's how they're supposed to be read. Oh, and my name is Ben. You can refer to me as "Benjy" or "Kiwi."

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